I have masturbated 5 times in the last 12 hours.
hormones.. you need to stop.
I want this butt
(Source: ruggedlyhandsome, via orientalust)
Alexithymia
inability or difficulty in describing or being aware of one’s emotions or moods
African American doctors attempting to save the life of a Klu Klux Klan member:
This photo left me speechless, this is what respect is.
this is what grace is
oh….shit..
wow…
Do no harm.
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Have you ever duckfaced so hard that you look like a prune?
So what cute little delicacies are your favorites?
examples are like macarons, xiao long bao, souffles
that you think I should attempt making?
It is now proven with science.
I hope this isn’t massively creepy. Forgive me Jake, I couldn’t resist! ldskfjskhfgsdfOMG THIS IS SO ACCURATE
I should’ve done this myself long ago, Noah you make me feel ashamed of myself… don’t steal my #1 Jake fan spotJAKE THIS WAS ON MY DASH IDEK WHAT’S GOING ON
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS THANK YOU SO MUCH
Awwwww, how sweet…and accurate :D
Ladies and Gentlemen, my best friend, Jake.
This is old. I don’t know why anymore.
This is actually very sweet. lol
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Medicine is a conservative art.
Do not color outside the lines!
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i don’t want to lose weight :.…
Demi Lovato
—Nightingale
Can you be my nightingale?
You asking “how are you doing?” and then just focusing on someone else does not make you a friend to me.
I really thought you were a friend. Oh wellz.
